The Caps Fan Who Wrote The Open Letter Is A Porn Photographer

Well how the fuck is this possible? The same dude that spends his days drowning in porn pussy wrote that lame cry baby letter. What the fuck is that about? Its a shame really. Nate Igor Smith would be perfect on the Viking Ship. He would be a great barbarian to add to the mix. Just slugging booze and getting chicks naked and shit. He’s got a tat that says “Live Trash Die Young.” Asa Akira follows him on twitter. Dude would fit right the fuck in at The Barn.

But alas, he chose the wrong side. He’s rolling with Nate and the rest of soft ass DC. We could have done something special together, Igor. We could have stolen license plates together. We could have vandalized our own stadium together. But you had to go be a pussy Capitals fan and write long ass, over dramatic letters to the internet. You suck dude.

But keep taking pictures of naked broads. Thats one thing that we can all agree on. Keep putting out porn and maybe we’ll all get along one day. *Cue The Rocky Speech After He Defeats Drago*